In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?

Terry Pratchett
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Sceptum was a Roman philosopher who believed that no one should be hired to do a job unless they were given the ability to be paid for it. The implication is that if you are not being compensated for your work, then you are doing something wrong.

Source: Night Watch

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